If you want to be a youtuber, you need to muster up the courage to get in front of the camera. You've probably seen enough desperate little girls pricing braces in the darkness of their dank little rooms. So we've got a new feature where we take a little look at what a video should look like so you don't look like a dork to your mates.
Your face is the key
Well, don't look now, you'll have to work on it a bit, because nobody's interested in your pimples. I guess you haven't missed the fact that every actor gets their makeup done. You don't have to be a fag or a faggot to understand that you'll look a lot better on camera if you throw on some sensible clothes and visit the bathroom and meet the comb. What a youtuber's supposed to look like.
Then there's technique. It's not that you can't shoot your videos on your phone, you can, but it can't be a thousand-dollar ham your daddy gave you out of the drawer. The video has to be of reasonable quality. In this article, we'll talk about what a watchable picture should look like.
Sound is more than half the video
But the picture isn't everything. You probably won't believe this, but if you can see decently and talk intelligently on video, surprisingly, the trail will forgive you for a lot of things. But one thing you can do is drive them away in the first few seconds. The horrible sound. You can look at a lot of things, but no one will listen to you from a tunnel with a train still running. Read up on what to do to the soundtrack to make it listenable.
Dark hole or studio
And where are you gonna shoot? It doesn't matter these days. You don't need to rent a studio or a pad right away like the top YouTubers. You can film in your bedroom, where you normally watch porn while you convince your mother that you're studying. But be away from the love and at least clean up, stand in front of a large backdrop so you don't have the messy bed you fell out of this morning. And right after you make your bed, go read the article, where we'll look at the environment in a little more detail.
Have you washed, combed your hair, harvested a reasonable flea-free corner of your fucker and put up a reasonable poster on the wall? Then you can start filming slowly. Just what? Do you have a clear theme? You know what you're gonna say? Have you ever tried talking out loud in front of people? How many times have you stuttered? Do you know that reading out loud will help you speak? Yeah, reading a book, it's kind of that thing where there's paper pages and letters in it. You better read about it in our article.